Month: March 2013
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Paas Haas*
Snarf Haas! You know it’s Easter when the daffodils are a-twitching with paps trying to get snaps of our first spring frolicks in the grass. And always when I’m moulting, my trousers are at their tattiest and my mane is in knots! Hope they will Photoshop that poo in the corner of my mouth… Oops.…
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Microlamb, the intrepid reporter
Our international campaign to bring human waiting staff up to a globally recognised standard has received a boost with the arrival of Microlamb this week. Microlamb deployed the very useful tactic of being an Invisible Twin and being born unexpectedly – the ultimate mystery shopping device. Barely had she downed her first bottle of milk,…
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Flopsy: My Conclave
Lagomorph Cardinal Flopsy reveals all that went on behind the closed doors of the papal conclave 11 Feb Aaargh. Who moved my parsnip? 11 Feb [later] Oh. 12 Feb I cannot find my cardinal’s hat? Where is my cardinal’s hat. Tia. TIA! What do you know about my cardinal’s hat missing? Oh. So not good.…
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