Month: February 2013
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This much I know: Flopsy
Carpets are a good thing. They lend the mansion that cosy feel, especially after bunstruction. A waitress is for life, not just for Easter is what I say. Waitress training is a long and arduous process, but rewarding in the end. You can’t put a price on getting served your favourite brekkers on the dot…
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Don’t look now…
Pssst, Haas, don’t look now… Is that her? Is she coming? Don’t make eye contact. I’m not speaking to her. Look away! Yes, so I have this knot in my mane, right between my ears, and it’s all her fault, see, she should have brushed it when I had some hay stuck in it and…
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Bouffe the Undead
What do you mean, R.I.P. Bouffe. Chillax.
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How to Train Your Waitress, part I
Brought to you by BAFFLED Labs Founder and CEO, Bouffe Welcome to my new educational workshop for lagomorphs, How To Train Your Waitress. For our first workshop we will be exploring techniques and the importance of your waitress/waiter understanding reciprocity. Most waiters and waitresses will fairly quickly learn the basics of stroking direction and appropriate…
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Dear Editor: My Valentines
Dear Bouffe, Haas and Katrijn! All day I have been marvelling at the antics of waiting staff everywhere, who seem to be in a cheesy state of excitement over what they refer to as ‘Valentine’s Day’. Amusing behaviours include buying non-edible flowers, fretting over appearances and sending instead of chewing and tossing postcards. It has…
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