The Bunnington Post

Month: November 2012

  • Risk assessment

    I could go up the stairs. Not allowed I could jump on the sofa. Forbidden I could disconnect the phone. Deeply unappreciated by waiter and waitress I could sit on the dining room table. Frowned upon I could bunstruct the laundry basket Upsets waiting staff I could redecorate the bathroom with loo paper. Total bathroom…

  • Four more ears

    Barack is fortunate that I didn’t insist on Romney using my mane stylist. Really Haas, I’m not exaggerating, that boy owes me.

  • Mitt Skype Haas

    Yeah. Haas ‘ere. ‘ello. Pron’o! Moshi moshi! … ? Oi! Speak up willya, can’ ‘ear a fink like dis. … Mi’ mah ma’e. … Nah, is a figgere of speach orrite, Ahm not yer ma’e, so don’ get carried away ova a bi’ o’ ‘ybrid Pira’es o’ Penzance/Cockney Rhymin’ Slang … Is blowin’ a gale…