Month: June 2012
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Dr Delores Celebrity Counselling
Hello? … Tom, dahling. I thought you might call. … Yes, dreadful news… So sorry to hear it. How are you feeling my dear? … Brad and Angelina’s wedding. I see. … November, is it? No, that’s not too soon I would think. … Hmm… Sounds like that is a problem for you… How big…
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Bunstruction
All achieved by 7am.
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Bespoke boots
Just another of the many advantages of being a house rabbit. Being able offer a bespoke service.
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Bouffe’s noisy breakfast
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Birthday Honour for Delores
Delores has been made a Sergeant the Order of Spinach in the Queen’s Birthday Honours list. She has been awarded the honour for her work promoting the vegetable, and her contributions to the emerging art of bunstructing. Delores was not available for comment, as she was busy trying on her new dress.
The Bunnington Post 