The Bunnington Post

Month: April 2012

  • Bouffe Performance Profile

    Fig. 1 Bouffe Performance Profile for 15th April 2012* Fig.2 Advanced Elevated Horizontalisation level 10** * Sunday Service Level Agreement ** Measurement taken at 10pm

  • Grumpy breakfast

    Orrite. Wot ‘ave we ‘ere? Looks a bi’ rude, innit? It’s a presen’ from dear frien’s Tia, Mitzi ‘n Flopsy! Nice one, matey! Demolish. ‘trijn me pe’al, come on up ‘n see wot we’ve go’, i’s a rite ole laff ‘n tas’y ter boo’! Whoa ‘trijn me swee’, no need ter ge’ all persessive ova…

  • Just hanging

    Busy day. I like hanging with waitress.

  • Carrot Appreciation Day 2012

    Here at the Bunnington Post Carrot Appreciation Day 2012 was off to a strong start at 7am with the traditional carrot processing competition. It is an event the Newsroom spend every day training for throughout the entire year. A gruelling training schedule worthly of an Olympic athlete ensures all contestants meet the strict entry requirements…

  • Upstairs downstairs

    Me upstairs. Waitress downstairs.

  • Head of the family

    So. Waiter away on trip gathering carrots 5,000 miles away. Calls it research. Waitress left working double shifts. So far, so timely carrot-kale-celery-greens-hay-cuddles-treats. Must assume manly role at head of table.