The Bunnington Post

Month: March 2012

  • The Easter Egg Project

    Haas. Haas… Haas! I think the waitress has twigged that we’re busy hiding eggs… Oops.

  • Ho, Sarko!

    [see below for translation – ed.] Oueh…. Qui ça? … Mais qui est à l’appareil?! … Hein? Quel Nicolas? Connais pas du Nicolas. … … Arrête, Nicolas. Vas-y, tais-toi. Ne pleure pas. Tu es M. le Président. Ça n’ira pas. … Les élections. … Qui, je t’ai vu à la télé. Pire encore, je t’ai…

  • Haas requests summer

    Orrite. ’nuff of da rain ‘n cold ‘n winds ORRITE, mah K’trijn doesn’ like wot it does ter her mane, and pers’nally, Ahm ready fer sum summer activerty, yeah. Bi’ o’ diggin’ wivaht da permafros’ ‘n mud, da odd ray ter warm me bones, an’ a bi’ of da green stuff growin’ beneef me footsies…

  • Dear Editor: Llandruidion

    Dear amigos Bunnington Post! I am Boo. Last week your waiting staff, I guarded them. Staying on my farm they were! Guard my druid farm do I, consequently guard your staff I did. I am Alpaca! I say ni! at those who pass. Is part of guarding farm to say ni! Alpaca of Ni. However,…

  • We’re back!

    Yes darlings, as you can see from the incredulous look on my pampered face, we’ve just returned from a mah-vel-lous week in our very exclusive spa resort for some well-earned treats and treatments. So relaxed was I after a week for top-notch brekkers and dinners, daily massages and above all, a break from the paps…