December 2011 – The Bunnington Post

Bunnington Poem

Inspired by Marieke van Diemen: Poem II (2007)

30/12/2011

About the biscuit

If you know what’s good for you, you step away from the biscuit. Now

23/12/2011

Not feeling too perky. I guess the excitement of the dating game is getting to me… Bit of tummy trouble. Yes, you guessed it, cue being hauled out of my lovely warm straw nest behind the downstairs window to be fed disgusting meds and having my bottae inspected for Klingonpoo. Potent stuff. How very degrading!…

21/12/2011

Bouffe in the doghouse

So. Eating dinner in the servants’ quarters. Again. Guess my last date with my doll didn’t go too well. Didn’t spray this time, honest. Managed to bribe the pap not to publish the worst ones. Family newspaper and all that. Snarf

14/12/2011

Tail size L

Tail size 12 to be exact.

06/12/2011

Month: December 2011