The Bunnington Post

Month: November 2011

  • #n30

    Glad to see our breakfast service has not been affected by the public sector strike. That would have been too high a price to pay for a pension! snarf Move over, Haas…

  • Movember fluff

    Gentlemen. Yield! I am the fluffiest fluffster: I am Fluffy McFluffin, Maxima Fluffia, Flufflein von Fluffenhofen, Fluff la Douce, I am MegaFlufz, but you can call me K-Fluv. I do not stop at a mere mo; I do the mo, the mane, the chops, the beard, the inter-ear, the on-ear, the intra-ear and the sub-ear;…

  • Oi! Leveson

    Boov, Boov, ’nuff abaht Boov, yeah? Boov eats carrot. Boov ‘as da snoozies. Boov gets a cuddle from da wai’er. Leave ‘im alone, paps, ‘e’s only jus’ arrived yeah, ‘e’s not used ter da media scrum camped perremanen’ly ahtside. Off wif ya or Ahm telling me ma’e da Lor’ Justice Leveson. Orrite? Ahm goin’ ter…

  • Brekkers chez Bouffe

  • Stroppy Bouffe

    Snarf Breakfast. Give.

  • Bouffe’s Sunday morning

  • Bouffe who?!

    ‘e’d be’a be nice ter mah ladeefrien’ Delores, or dah dynamics in dis newsroom will be innerestin’, shall we say. Orrite, Boov? Impressive Khyber Pass, go’a admi’ i’, we’re lookin’ a’ one big backside ‘ere folks. Respec’

  • A tight spot

    Snarf Ah know Ahm da smalles’ of da Bunnington Post bunch dese days yeah, but even Ah struggle wif da size of dis ‘ere play pen. An’ Ah know abaht da econnermy bein’ squeez’d ‘n all dat, in mah book dis is one dahwnsizin’exercise too far, ORRITE?

  • Hard work

    Training waitress. Knackered. Plus paparazzi problem.

  • Bouffe redecorates

    Hello doll. Like what you’ve done with the fleece. Do you shred? I like to shred. Then I eat.