The Bunnington Post

Month: June 2011

  • Pool

    Tia. Hm? What do you think of the size of the swimming pool in this place? Dunno. Bit small, maybe?

  • Sisters

    Mitz. Mitzi… MITZ! Hm? Your ear. Can’t sleep. Too hot. Snarf

  • Flopsy’s Spots

    … So what do you put on yours then? Well, coffee grouts work well, you get that deep black you want, plus it’s nourishing for the under coat I have discovered. Oooh, interesting, I might give that a go on my darker ones. I don’t really have black spots, they are more a dark mottled…

  • The Bottae Inspector

    Yes, dear fans, even our guest editors have to meet our strict bottae criteria in order to be accepted into the news room of the BP. Think of it as the medical footballers go through before their multimillion transfers are agreed: we all know you’ve got the goods, we just want you to bare ’em.…

  • Mitzi’s cheeks

    Several letters have arrived in our postbag complimenting me on my amazing cheeks. Let me tell you how valuable these cheeks are in my job. Of course taste plays the most important part in reviewing restaurants, and my cheeks are a significant aid there. Their pronounced roundness creates extra space for taste to develop and…

  • Katrijn does product testing

    Ooh, Mitzi has sent me a culinary product to test for bunfriendliness. She must be inundated with delicious things to test! I’m going to take my responsibilities very seriously. Where’s my checklist? – appearance: peculiar, but interesting. Haven’t seen one like this before! – smell: very enticing. In fact, it’s driving me nuts! – chewiness:…

  • Guest Editors

    The Bunnington Post proudly announces the arrival of three guest editors in our newsroom: Flopsy, Mitzi and Tia. Flopsy, who has a long track record commenting on wildlife affairs, said upon arrival ‘I have always wanted to do a stint as a guest editor, but so far, my commitments have kept me from making my…

  • Two queshiuns…

    1, who mite you be, an’ 2, wotcher doin’ on mah fence?! ‘splain yersel’, ‘n make it snappy!

  • Apple twigs

    Our Uncle Antony is very into Apple. He’s even lost more iPhones than Haas… Anyway, generous as he is Uncle A saved us some leftover Apple twigs. I guess he’s done tweeting or something!

  • Dress down Sunday

    Oh no… Being papped when I’m having a muffin top day, how embarassing! I can’t help it, I just love hanging around in my old lounging bottoms, even though I know that they do nothing for my famed bottom-curves. sigh… I guess this is just punishment for having a lazy Sunday…