Month: April 2011
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Royal Wedding?
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Artsy fartsy Anton
Much as Ah like da man, Anton does go overboard sumwha’ on da art of takin’ mah piccure mereckons. Ah mean, why do Ah ‘ave ter be Mr Pink? Delores dun’ want ter be Mr Orange eivva. She’s a girl anyways. Poor Bink… Pink baske’. Jus’ wrong. Be”a. Stick ter black ‘n whi’e! Sor’ of…
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Carrots!
Have them cleaned and brought to my hutch!
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Photo shoot
Oooh, I do secretly enjoy these periodical shoots to update my portfolio. Keep the fans happy. And it’s always so nice to see Anton Corbijn, he does a great carrot cake. There’s definitely an art to it, though. In this one I look like I’ve got ears coming out of my arse! Here we have…
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Easter? So 2010…
Oh, it’s that yearly Cadbury’s marketing bonanza again, here we go with all the inane Easter Bunny questions again: 1. No, the Easter Bunny doesn’t exist. Sorry. 2. Yes, a bunny is for life, not just for Easter. 3. No, I don’t like chocolate 4. Yes, that beautiful bum can be achieved on a chocolate-less…
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Da man
Hey baby… scratch my nose!
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Buns at work
Go away. We’re busy!
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Secret stash
Hmmm, I quite feel like having that secret stash of spare food now. Cleverly hidden in our football… Damn. She got to it first.
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Cat fight
So I get to the Lanvin counter to get your Leaf Pochette, right, and I’m not being funny or anything, but there is this great big throng of waitresses all pushing and shoving to get to the bags, and they’re all going for the Leaf Pochette! I mean, not a single one was interested in…
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Knackered
Hmm? Bink… What you doin… Snarf I’ll tidy up later…