The Bunnington Post

Month: March 2011

  • Battle tank forward!

    Huh? Oh. Outta pe’rol. Can” afford i’ anymore dem dese days. Dis ole fing does abaht 2 miles to da gallon… Ah’ll jus’ sit ‘ere channelin’ me inner Libyan rebel instead, mefinks

  • Cloaking Device 2.0

    Haas, what’s this thing? Looks like a cloaking device of some kind. What do you reckon? Defini’ely iffy. It jus’ appeared outta nowhere dinnit? Although, mefinks da waitress ‘as somfink ter do wif it. Is i’ a hoomin cloakin’ device?

  • Early dandelion harvest

    The early ones are always the best… Hmmwahmmmmhmmaaahhhh!

  • Haas eats anything

    Bi’ o’ grass, nice like Bi’ o’ spring greens, yumm Clovves pins? No fanks.

  • Sunshine = pap season

    Ooh, I can just about see a pap hiding behind the washing line. He’s trying to snap me with my mane looking dishevelled. Pah! Just had it brushed and lovingly tended to by my Haas, who loves to nibble on the sprigs of hay I sometimes keep to hand for a late night snack. I…

  • Poo hoard

    No. This is my hoard. I worked hard to build my collection. I’m not sharing it with anyone. Not even you!

  • Waitress! … Waitress?

    ‘aven’ seen our waitress all weekend rite, da wife ‘n mesel’ ‘ave been doin’ some finkin’ yeah… We reckon she’s done a runner on accoun’ of our breakfast habit. Ah mean ter say dat of’enlike we struggle ter keep fings civilised when da good stuff is served early in da mornin’… but unfortuna’ely we fail…

  • Bink has a drinking problem

    Come in Bink, I’ve checked our love nest and there are no crocodiles anywhere. It’s quite safe to leave the limo, promise! OK, there’s a fresh bottle of water… I do think you’ve developed a bit of a drinking problem, Bink. Better make sure you don’t get papped or there will be no end to…

  • Engineer this!

    Haas. Haas! The lift is broken again. See? Doesn’t work. Have to climb the stairs again. Look! Please, can you fix it, pretty, pretty please? My fluffy bum is too delicate to have to be doing with stairs… Is it serious? Can you fix it??

  • Customising a dress: tutorial

    I am flattered to have received so many compliments on my dress making skills, and I’ve decided to share some of my best customising techniques here on the very pages of The Bunnington Post. Now, as I know many of you to be crafty types anyway, I shall launch straight into some of my own…