Month: September 2010
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*Sigh*
It was only yesterday that the sun was shining and I was frolicking in the grass, my mane looking glorious and well-groomed…
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Dave vs Haas
So wot if ahm paid more than da Prime Minister. Bein’ cute comes wif a price tag, orrite. Wot? Dave on da blowah? Gimme da phone. Orrite geezer. Long tahm no see. Wot? Busy like? You got wot? … A problem wif me annual income? Wotsit to your lot anyways? Ah pay me taxes ‘n…
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Birthday Parsley
Parsley!!!! haas, Haas, do we just get some parsley like that?! Nah. Ah reckon it’s some geezer or ova’s birfday. Are you ‘avin’ dat las’ bit dere me pe’al?
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New digs
I am soooo excited about my and Bink’s new love nest… he’s ever so affectionate and cuddly, my Bink, and he deserves a new hideout to share with me after all he’s been trough with his Cloaking Device Debacle. I just can’t wait to get to work every day after brekkers. He’s been very supportive…
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Earthquake
Wot wos tha’? An urfquake? In Oxfrrrrshire like?? Oh. Ah geddit, it wos Delores sneezin’
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Kinda wet, like
Da wife dun’t like i’ none like Says dem rain drops fallin’ an’ suchlike messes up da ole mane Ah says ah loves ‘er jus’ da way she is!
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Tunnel
Anything Chilean miners can do Delores can do better
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Bossy Delores
I’m busy. I’m busy. I’m busy digging! Go away Bink, you’re messing up the system…
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The long trousers
Still not quite convinced that Haas wears the trousers around here. I don’t really feel like investing in any Techno Trousers after what happened with the Bink Cloaking Device Debacle. Perhaps I should grow some nice long trousers to compensate? Oooh, to have a nicely insulated bottom when it gets cold again at night. Very…
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It wasn’t me
Who made that mess? I had nothing to do with this. Not my doing. You know better than to accuse me, I don’t play with hay, I eat it! The thought alone. Pah! Should I tell her I was looking for the fashion pages and I just got a little overexited at the thought of…
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