Month: July 2010
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Poll: Katrijn and Haas
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++++ BREAKING NEWS ++++
From our reporter – A sighting has been reported of Haas and Katrijn being taken away in a single carrier to an unknown destination. At a quarter past eight in the evening Haas and Katrijn could be made out clearly together in the same carrier as they left the back garden and were brought into…
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Who, moi?
Fat?
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Also cute
Haas, Haas, Haas, I am sick of hearing the name Haas! Yes, Haas was nearly dead. Yes, Haas is now the Most Expensive Rabbit Who Ever Lived. Yes, Haas is a Teletubby. Yes, Haas did/did not have lipstick in his fur. Yes, Haas is cute. Guess what though… So are we!
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Big Knit
Da sooner dis Big Knit fing is ova, da be’a…
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Teletubby Haas
Wot are you lot lookin’ at? More to da point, wot’s all da laffin’ abaaht? A lesser geezer wud get slitely suspicious like, ‘ceptin’ dis bun ‘ere ain’t nuffink like da suspicious kind. Wot is a Teletubby? Sounds well naff, if ya ‘appen to be askin’ me. Mind tellin’ me wot da joke is?!
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Rapprochement
I’m finkin’, she doesn’t ‘ave ter lie down next ter me, right? I mean, she’s lookin’ cool ‘n all but mefinks she does like bein’ around me sumfink, yeah? Wot do yer fink? She loves me still, yeah?
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Immortal Spoon
2007 AD
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She loves me, she loves me not
Much as I’ve become comfy ‘n all in me dog ‘ouse, I do miss me bearded lady, yeah. Don’t get me wrong, orrite, I ain’t complainin’ ’bout da service or nonesuch, but dere’s nuffink quite like me own Katrijn to lick me face an’ scratch me back. Fing is, I can’t make head nor tail…
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Hausfrau
I’m thinking of downsizing. Trying out a few options, really. I’m not sure though, should I go for a single or double summer house? Bit of a small front door, really… Actually, it’s a bit of a squeeze, getting in and out!