Month: June 2010
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Home
Yeah, so, I came ‘ome last Friday orrite, and I’m jus’ really pleased ter be back ‘n all, finkin’, all this bun needs is a nice few sprigs of grass an’ da wife. I go into me garden, yeah, and jus’ ‘ave a looky round to see whassup ‘n all, y’know, look at me in’erests,…
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Harumph
I’ve officially ‘ad enough, dis bun wants ter go ‘ome. So they took da pink earrin’ off, well, ‘ere’s a bi’ of news: too little, too late. Didn’t mind me frolick in da hospital garden today tho, but that is no-one’s business but me own, orrite? We still wan’ ter go home! OK?
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Mr Pink
Blimey! No, fings ain’t da dice an’ play they are supposed ter be. It’s all downright alarming, frankly! I mean, I do dig a bi’ ov fuss, orrite, but dis ain’t quite what I ‘ad in mind. Mind you, I do get lots ov attenshun. I know I’m cute even when emaciated an’ tired, that’s…
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Redecorating
Oh dear. I know she means well when she positions the sun screen so that we don’t get overheated in our country mansion, but she has no idea about interior decoration, does she? Best to just get on with rearranging and hope for the best. Of course, I will have to do it all again…
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Gimme Giant Dandelion
Tell you wot, if me neighbour Delores says I should give da Giant Dandelion a go, I believe ‘er. The ladybun’s got style in my book. Melikes to look me sharpest, orrite.
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Style advice with Delores
For those of you who are under the impression that the WAG-style oversized accessory has had its time, think again. Do ditch that huge tote full of stuff you don’t need anyway and just pulls your buttery soft leather Balenciaga out of shape if it doesn’t get stuck between your Chelsea Tractor seats first, but…
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Bearded lady
Mefinks da benefits ov ‘avin’ married a bearded lady are plentiful. For one, one ‘as someplace ter find one’s cuddles when one is in need ov some TLC, right?
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Recovery room
Listen, hun. If your man buggers off to California ‘on business’, not my problem. Hands off my man. Baby food, funny tummy, farting. Off limits. Mine. Haas. Mine. Mine!
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Apple tart
Awright geeezzaa! Lately I ‘aven’t been feelin’ as perky. Ten sure what da matter is but somehow me skinner doesn’t seem ter be as appealin’. Funniest feelin’, come to fink of it. As fer me funny tummy… She’s got me on this baby food, what is tha’ all abou’? I really feel like doin’ da…
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Bunningford Tunnel
What? Is? This? So, this is in, yes? Going in side. For going inside. In. Yep, yep, it’s looking good Bink, this one’s for going in. So the other one is for going out. Nono, that’s out, not in, you want the other one for in. Going in. On the other side. Hang on Bink,…
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